Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You took a bar mat shot.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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