This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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