I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
