I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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