Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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