My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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