Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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