you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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