You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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