this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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