yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
We are all done wearing pants today
Randomize
