I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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