Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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