There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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