Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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