I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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