I'm really into asian looking animals
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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