on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
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sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I love you. Go after that dick
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