I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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