i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I think I just sharted jello shots
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
