Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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