the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
