Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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