it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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