I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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