bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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