Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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