Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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