Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
do nipples grow back?
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