well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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