She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
