There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
