Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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