Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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