I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
