I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
