He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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