i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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