So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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