K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
whose ass print is on the piano?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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