Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize