I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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