I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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