All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
im having a threesome with these popsicles
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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