awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I love having hate sex.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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