There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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