My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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