And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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