I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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