I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
You are the jesus of drinking
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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