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i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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