North Korea, Best Korea!
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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