YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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