Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Randomize