Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
is this the sara with the beer cane?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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