Don't you send me to vm
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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