You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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